Unbelievable: The Current Bum makes it onto BBC Breakfast

Only one week into our proud association with Britain’s most fearless Parish Magazine and it seems the main story has even caught the eye of the lying mainstream media. This barely altered image from yesterday’s BBC Breakfast broadcast features regular host Portia Mouthpiece being entertained with this month’s issue of The Current Bum by some twat she met in a bar the night before and can’t seem to get rid of. Don’t forget, you can see the front page of…

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Beyonce “Not That One” Johnson enters the Brit Awards

You can’t keep a Swindon girl down. This video, made by the girl herself on the iPhone her dad bought her for Christmas, also features a guest appearance from Gazza (Jacket Potato). Move over Rebecca Black.  Your time in the spotlight is over.  Or, it would be if it hadn’t already ended ages ago. Available on Spotify/Apple Music and other such reputable sources.  No, really, it is.    

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NotCoD Dev Blog 05: Rick Grimes never had to deal with this sh*t.

Monday 14th March 2016. 12.22: We don’t start our day here at NotGames until 11am.  Our day runs 11-7 for a number of reasons, mainly because none of us like mornings.  Or at least, it should do.  There are far too many days at the moment when it runs midday until five in the morning.  But that’s another tale, about which, I should imagine, you care not one jot.  Today’s blog is more apocalyptic in…

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NotCoD Dev Blog 01: A late night in February…

Wednesday Night. 11.15 pm. About to start the night-push.  NotCoD is in crunch – less than two months until we launch – and as the projects only coder the pressure in ON!  I get more work done overnight so, although the whole team’s been at it for about 11 hours already they’re currently all here and still going… Status of Team at start: Kate: Alright.  Nick: Yeah? I’m alright.  Alex: Banging. Jobs that need to…

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NotGames release their Christmas Single…

Austerity Blues getting you down…? Why not sing them away with our pleasant little ditty? It won’t end this horrible government, but it might ease the frustration for a few minutes… The lyrics are a little bit NSFW so maybe put the headphones in if you’re around children, prudes, or the unfunny.   You’re Welcome.

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We gave all our money away!

NotGames, the indie dev team who should probably stay in their rooms and think about what they’ve done, are delighted to announce that, thanks to the success of their debut game, NotGTAV, they are able to today make a first payment to their charity – Peer Productions – of £5,000.   Peer Productions works with young people to provide high quality social education through theatre. Their highly acclaimed theatre work has been seen by tens…

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NotGTAV “Moral Conundrum Sale” begins today and lasts all week!

We are delighted to announce that the “Moral Conundrum Sale” of our cult hit game NotGTAV begins today at 6pm UK time and will last all this week on Steam. And we’ve decided to offer our potential customers an interesting choice… As you are probably aware, we give 100% of the profits from NotGTAV to charity. While this is very good in terms of our long-term karma it’s turned out to be rather problematic for…

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Vive La Bodge! NotGTAV Mac Achievements Now Work!

Somewhat unbelievably, NotGames have got Mac Achievements working in NotGTAV. Sort of. BuildMaster General Andy Murray (still not that one) explained “We wrote to YoYo Games months ago to tell them that the Steam Overlay was not working in Game Maker. The bug was logged as critical. No fix came along. Having been passed around a bit it has now been downgraded. However, we have got a workaround… “The overlay still doesn’t work. We want to make…

"Vive La Bodge! NotGTAV Mac Achievements Now Work!"