Only one week into our proud association with Britain’s most fearless Parish Magazine and it seems the main story has even caught the eye of the lying mainstream media. This barely altered image from yesterday’s BBC Breakfast broadcast features regular host Portia Mouthpiece being entertained with this month’s issue of The Current Bum by some twat she met in a bar the night before and can’t seem to get rid of. Don’t forget, you can see the front page of…"Unbelievable: The Current Bum makes it onto BBC Breakfast"
Not quite sure how this footage found its way into our inbox but we felt it was our duty to post it in an attempt to understand how we’ve ended up with the world being quite this f**ked up. We expect to intercept more dispatches in the coming weeks, months, and years. Watch this space…"Intercepted: Russian Dispatch 01"
You can’t keep a Swindon girl down. This video, made by the girl herself on the iPhone her dad bought her for Christmas, also features a guest appearance from Gazza (Jacket Potato). Move over Rebecca Black. Your time in the spotlight is over. Or, it would be if it hadn’t already ended ages ago. Available on Spotify/Apple Music and other such reputable sources. No, really, it is."Beyonce “Not That One” Johnson enters the Brit Awards"
Kelly Anne Conway clearly knows her onions.. and this security camera footage proves it. Overdubbed with audio from the memorial service for the victims. Let’s see that arrogant elitist liberal crowd try and deny it now…"LEAKED: Exclusive Footage from the Bowling Green Massacre"
Monday 14th March 2016. 12.22: We don’t start our day here at NotGames until 11am. Our day runs 11-7 for a number of reasons, mainly because none of us like mornings. Or at least, it should do. There are far too many days at the moment when it runs midday until five in the morning. But that’s another tale, about which, I should imagine, you care not one jot. Today’s blog is more apocalyptic in…"NotCoD Dev Blog 05: Rick Grimes never had to deal with this sh*t."
Wednesday Night. 11.15 pm. About to start the night-push. NotCoD is in crunch – less than two months until we launch – and as the projects only coder the pressure in ON! I get more work done overnight so, although the whole team’s been at it for about 11 hours already they’re currently all here and still going… Status of Team at start: Kate: Alright. Nick: Yeah? I’m alright. Alex: Banging. Jobs that need to…"NotCoD Dev Blog 01: A late night in February…"
Austerity Blues getting you down…? Why not sing them away with our pleasant little ditty? It won’t end this horrible government, but it might ease the frustration for a few minutes… The lyrics are a little bit NSFW so maybe put the headphones in if you’re around children, prudes, or the unfunny. You’re Welcome."NotGames release their Christmas Single…"
NotGames, the indie dev team who should probably stay in their rooms and think about what they’ve done, are delighted to announce that, thanks to the success of their debut game, NotGTAV, they are able to today make a first payment to their charity – Peer Productions – of £5,000. Peer Productions works with young people to provide high quality social education through theatre. Their highly acclaimed theatre work has been seen by tens…"We gave all our money away!"
We are delighted to announce that the “Moral Conundrum Sale” of our cult hit game NotGTAV begins today at 6pm UK time and will last all this week on Steam. And we’ve decided to offer our potential customers an interesting choice… As you are probably aware, we give 100% of the profits from NotGTAV to charity. While this is very good in terms of our long-term karma it’s turned out to be rather problematic for…"NotGTAV “Moral Conundrum Sale” begins today and lasts all week!"
Somewhat unbelievably, NotGames have got Mac Achievements working in NotGTAV. Sort of. BuildMaster General Andy Murray (still not that one) explained “We wrote to YoYo Games months ago to tell them that the Steam Overlay was not working in Game Maker. The bug was logged as critical. No fix came along. Having been passed around a bit it has now been downgraded. However, we have got a workaround… “The overlay still doesn’t work. We want to make…"Vive La Bodge! NotGTAV Mac Achievements Now Work!"