Beyonce “Not That One” Johnson enters the Brit Awards


You can’t keep a Swindon girl down.

This video, made by the girl herself on the iPhone her dad bought her for Christmas, also features a guest appearance from Gazza (Jacket Potato).

Move over Rebecca Black.  Your time in the spotlight is over.  Or, it would be if it hadn’t already ended ages ago.

Available on Spotify/Apple Music and other such reputable sources.  No, really, it is.