Beyonce “Not That One” Johnson enters the Brit Awards

You can’t keep a Swindon girl down. This video, made by the girl herself on the iPhone her dad bought her for Christmas, also features a guest appearance from Gazza (Jacket Potato). Move over Rebecca Black.  Your time in the spotlight is over.  Or, it would be if it hadn’t already ended ages ago. Available on Spotify/Apple Music and other such reputable sources.  No, really, it is.    

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Ex-Seuss-ive? Sam-I-Am slams Muslim ban

Green Eggs and Ham was one of our favourite childhood books.  Turns out it was a lot more prescient than we remembered.  And preachy. Turns out that Dr Seuss did not like the Muslim ban and he did not like the orange man. Which is (almost) a shame, because we think this is probably just about the fascist tangerine’s reading age and emotional maturity level.  

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Inauguration Day ….

NotGames marks US Presidential Inauguration in typically British Style As the UK’s leading Satirical Gaming company, we at NotGames felt it would be remiss of us not to mark the official start of Trumpageddon. The problem we have is that the world has become a satire of itself, and every stupid satirical idea we might have, like, for example, Trump appoints a Climate Change denier as head of the EPA, or Trump appoints a creationist…

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NotGames release their Christmas Single…

Austerity Blues getting you down…? Why not sing them away with our pleasant little ditty? It won’t end this horrible government, but it might ease the frustration for a few minutes… The lyrics are a little bit NSFW so maybe put the headphones in if you’re around children, prudes, or the unfunny.   You’re Welcome.

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