Not quite sure how this footage found its way into our inbox but we felt it was our duty to post it in an attempt to understand how we’ve ended up with the world being quite this f**ked up. We expect to intercept more dispatches in the coming weeks, months, and years. Watch this space…"Intercepted: Russian Dispatch 01"
You can’t keep a Swindon girl down. This video, made by the girl herself on the iPhone her dad bought her for Christmas, also features a guest appearance from Gazza (Jacket Potato). Move over Rebecca Black. Your time in the spotlight is over. Or, it would be if it hadn’t already ended ages ago. Available on Spotify/Apple Music and other such reputable sources. No, really, it is."Beyonce “Not That One” Johnson enters the Brit Awards"
Kelly Anne Conway clearly knows her onions.. and this security camera footage proves it. Overdubbed with audio from the memorial service for the victims. Let’s see that arrogant elitist liberal crowd try and deny it now…"LEAKED: Exclusive Footage from the Bowling Green Massacre"
Green Eggs and Ham was one of our favourite childhood books. Turns out it was a lot more prescient than we remembered. And preachy. Turns out that Dr Seuss did not like the Muslim ban and he did not like the orange man. Which is (almost) a shame, because we think this is probably just about the fascist tangerine’s reading age and emotional maturity level."Ex-Seuss-ive? Sam-I-Am slams Muslim ban"
We have (don’t ask how) managed to obtain this exclusive audio excerpt of the meeting between Theresa May and Donald Trump. It’s really got to be heard to be believed."NotGames EXCLUSIVE: you won’t believe what happened when Trump met May"
NotGames marks US Presidential Inauguration in typically British Style As the UK’s leading Satirical Gaming company, we at NotGames felt it would be remiss of us not to mark the official start of Trumpageddon. The problem we have is that the world has become a satire of itself, and every stupid satirical idea we might have, like, for example, Trump appoints a Climate Change denier as head of the EPA, or Trump appoints a creationist…"Inauguration Day …."
Austerity Blues getting you down…? Why not sing them away with our pleasant little ditty? It won’t end this horrible government, but it might ease the frustration for a few minutes… The lyrics are a little bit NSFW so maybe put the headphones in if you’re around children, prudes, or the unfunny. You’re Welcome."NotGames release their Christmas Single…"
Can Kenneth avoid a team of pesky, pursuing, British robots? Obviously not. Why even ask."Kenneth, You Are Being Hunted! With Kenneth"
Does the K-man have the stones to last 5 Nights at Freddies? I think we all know the answer to that."Five Nights at Kenneth’s!"
This week Kenneth plays The Walking Dead Season 2. He has not played Season 1. Or seen the show."Let Us Play With Kenneth Episode 2"