Brand yourself. It’s the modern way.
Here’s some stuff you can use to NotGTAV your phone, desktop, tablet, mansion, squat, or relatives.
These are phone wallpapers and ringtones that will make your friends go “What the f**k have you done to your phone, Brian?”. People not called Brian will gain similar, but not identical, airs of mystery.
These are higher resolution wallpapers in case you want to advertise us on your PC so your co-workers, flat-mates, and arresting officers, can see how ahead of the zeitgeist you are:
These are avatars you can use online so you can pretend you make games with us and we’re all mates and all go out together to drink, set off flares, and hunt the homeless.
Please let us know if you can think of some other free s**t you would like us to make available here that won’t take us forever to make and would brighten up those miserable days in that soul ravaging job wondering when Gary from Marketing is going to notice your new shoes. Which he isn’t. Gary from Marketing doesn’t care about your shoes. He’s too busy worrying about what happened to his dreams of writing movies.