“Repeatedly smash David Cameron into a wall… the most satisfying game mechanic ever created” – PCGamerN


Presenting for your delectation and amusement…
NotGTAV – An affectionate parody set in England’s green and pleasant lands, Like Swindon.


“It is, essentially, Snake on LSD” – Primordial Porridge.
“a really fun look” – Rock Paper Shotgun.
“the sound is pretty much near perfect” – SnowysGaming
“takes the p*ss out of gaming in a really cool way” – Dream Assembly
“Absolutely Brilliant” – FragRadio.

On PC/Linux

NOW! Click Here!

On Android in…

NOW! Click Here!

On Windows Mobile in…

Update: We’re having a few problems with the finance end of Microsoft (oh surprise). Not censorship issues this time (more on THAT thorny issue as soon as we have time). We’re trying to sort them out and will hopefully be out in the next week or two.

On Mac in hopefully less than…

Update: We’re having a few (non-Apple related) final issues with the Mac Release.  We’re working with YoYo Games (who make our game engine) to resolve them.  More here as we know…



Buy The Game

Be the envy of your friends (possibly). Achieve enlightenment (probably). Be £1.99 poorer (or less if you’re heartless).

Is This For Real?

A short informative piece about our charity, Peer Productions, and why we chose it.

Who Made The Game And Why?

What is a NotGame? Why should you care? Well, you probably shouldn’t, but if you do…